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Silly Songs to Sing and Enjoy !

I have a sad story to tell you,
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ...

Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,
shave every day and you'll always look keen.

A baby fell out of the window,
You'ld think that her head would be split,
But good luck was with her that
morning, she fell in a barrel of...

Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you'll always look keen.

An old lady died in the bath tub.
She died from a terrible fit.
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was buried in six feet of...

Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

I went for a hike with Pack 301,
At lunch time I looked in my kit,
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darned thing was loaded with...

Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

While watching a swell game of baseball,
One player got him a nice hit.
While on his way down to first base,
He stepped in a big pile of...

Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

Our baby got into some peaches,
We thought he had swallowed a pit.
Next morning we looked in his diaper,
But the darned thing was loaded with...

Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you'll always look keen.

And now folks our story is ended,
I think it is time we should quit,
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a bucket of...

Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

"McDonald's"

McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
Mustard between your toes
The last time that I went there
They stole my underwear
McDonald's is the place for me.

"Bring Back My Neighbors to Me"

Last night as I lay on my pillow
Last night as I lay on my bed
I stuck my feet out the window
In the morning my neighbors were dead.

Bring back, bring back
Bring back my neighbors to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my neighbors to me.

"The Pumpkin on the Vine"
(The Farmer in the Dell)
End line:"Shave and a haircut..."

The pumpkin on the vine
The pumpkin on the vine
I picked the one that weighed a ton
And that's the one that's mine.

I made two funny eyes
A mouth that's oversize
The other gook my mother took
For baking pumpkin pies.

The pumpkin on the vine
The pumpkin on the vine
He's now a jack-o'-lantern
And you ought to see him shine.

That jack-o'-lantern---of mine!

"Five Green and Speckled Frogs"

Five green and speckled frogs
Sat on a speckled log
Eating a most delicious lunch
Yum, Yum
One jumped into the pool
Where it was nice and cool
Then there were four green and speckled frogs
Glub, Glub!!

Four...
Three..
Two....
One....

Then there were no green and speckled frogs
SOB!!

"Trusty Tommy"
(Yankee Doodle)
Trusty Tommy was a Scout Loyal to his mother,
Helpful to the folks about
And friendly to his brother.
Courteous to the girls he knew,
Kind unto his rabbits,
Obedient to his father, too,
And cheerful in his habits.
Thrifty saving for a need,
Brave, but not a faker
Clean in thought and word and deed,
And reverent to his maker.

"Super Lizard"
(Brother John)
Super Lizard, Super Lizard,
See him swim, see him swim.
In and out of water, in and out of water,
With his fins, with his fins.

"The Paddle Song"
Two part round

Our paddles keen and bright,
Flashing like silver.
Swift as the wild goose flight,
Dip, dip and swing.

Group 1 continues "Dip, dip and swing."

Dip, dip and swing them back,
Flashing like silver.
Swift as the wild goose flight,
Dip, dip and swing.

"Where Has My Little Dog Gone?"

1st group sings: Um-pah-pah
2nd group sings: Um-sss-sss
3rd group sings: Um-peep-peep
4th group sings: Um-tweedle-tweedle
Last group sings:
Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his ears cut short and his tail cut long,
Oh where, oh where can he be?

"Sleepy Camper"

1. What do you do with a sleepy camper?
What do you do with a sleepy camper?
What do you do with a sleepy camper
Early in the morning?

Chorus
Way hey late, ye risers.
Way hey late, ye risers.
Way hey late, ye risers
Early in the morning.

2. Pull him out of bed with a running bowline.
3. Throw him in the lake with his pants on backwards.
4. Put him to bed and hour sooner,
Early in the evening!

"THE CAMP SONG"
(Home on the Range)

Oh, give me my home
With its comforts and foam,
With a stove and a show'r and some lights;
Where seldom at all do you trip up and fall,
Where the stars are not needed for lights.
Home! Give me my home!
Without snakes and the ground's not so hard.
Where Mom cooks and slaves
And takes care of my days,
While I sleep or I play in the yard.

"Are You Sleeping?"
English: Are you sleeping, are you sleeping,
Brother John, Brother John?
Morning bells are ringing, morning bells are ringing,
Ding, ding, dong; Ding, ding, dong.

French: Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Dormez-vous, dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines,
Din, din, don; Din, din, don.

Spanish: ¨Fray Felipe, Fray Felipe,
Duermes tu, duermes tu?
Toca la campana, toca la campana,
Tan, tan, tan; Tan, tan, tan.

German: Bruder Jakob, Bruder Jakob,
Schlafst* du noch, schlafst du noch?
Morgen Glocken leuten*, morgen Glocken leuten,
Boom, boom, boom; Boom, boom, boom.
*schlift *loiten

"Hallelu"

Hallelu, hallelu, hallelu, hallelujah,
Praise to the Lord.
Hallelu, hallelu, hallelu, hallelujah,
Praise to the Lord.
Praise to the Lord, Hallelujah,
Praise to the Lord, Hallelujah,
Praise to the Lord, Hallelujah,
Praise to the Lord.

"The Cub Scout Pack"
(You're a Grand Old Flag)

We're a Cub Scout Pack.
We're a high flying pack;
Down the trail of Akela we go,
From Wolf to Bear to Webelos,
As into good Cub Scouts we grow.
Every Cub is true
To the gold and the blue,
And he never forgets the fact
That all the fun a boy could want
He can find in a Cub Scout Pack.

"Cub Scout Flashlight"
(By the Light of the Silvery Moon)

By the light, of my Cub Scout flashlight,
Wish I could see, what it was that just bit my knee.
Batteries, why did you fail me?
The chance is slim, the chance is slight,
I can last through the night
With my Cub Scout flashlight!

"Fast Food Song"
A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut.
(Repeat)
McDonald's, McDonald's,
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut.
(Repeat)

A Burger King, a Burger King,
Long John Silver and a Burger King.
(Repeat)
Red Lobster, Red Lobster,
Long John Silver and a Burger King.

"Chocolate Cookie"

Chocolate cookie
Chocolate cookie
Chocolate cookie
YUM, YUM,YUM

Chocolate cookie
Chocolate cookie
Chocolate cookie
YUM, YUM, YUM

An Oreo
A chocolate Oreo
I love the creamy filling
In a chocolate Oreo

Cookie, cookie, cookie
Cookie, cookie, cookie
YUM!!!

"Cub Scout Spaceman"
(I'm a Little Teapot)

I'm a Cub Scout Spaceman, I can ZOOM!
Off to Mars, off to the moon.
See the Star Trek spaceship,
Star Wars too,
Just count down, blast-off,
ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!

"BIRDIE SONG"

Way up in the sky,
The little birds fly,
While down in the nest,
The little birds rest.
With a wing on their left,
And a wing on their right,
The little birds slumber,
All through the night.
Shhhhh - they're sleeping.

The bright sun comes up,
The dew falls away.
Good morning! Good morning!
The little birds say.

"COMMERCIAL MIXUP"

Last night I watched TV.
I saw my favorite show.
I heard a strange commercial;
I can't believe it's so.

Feed your dog Chiffon,
Comet cures a cold,
Use SOS pads on your face
To keep from looking old.

For headaches take some Certs,
Use Tide to clean your face,
And do shampoo with Elmer's glue,
It holds your hair in place.

Perhaps I am confused.
I might not have it right.
But one thing that I'm certain of;
I'll watch TV tonight!

"CAMPER'S LULLABY"

Lullaby and goodnight.
Go to sleep little campers.
Do not fear, do not dread,
Tho' there's bugs in your bed.
When you go to the john,
Look for skunks all around.
But please, do not scream,
For it's time now to dream.

"I'M A NUT"

I'm an acorn, small and round,
Lying on the cold, cold ground.
Everybody steps on me.
That's why I'm so cracked you see.

I'm a nut! I'm a nut!
I'm a nut! So what!

Called my self up on the phone,
Just to see if I was home.
Asked myself out for a date,
Picked me up at half-past eight.
CHORUS

Took myself to a picture show,
Sat me down in the very first row.
Put my arms around my waist,
Got so fresh I slapped my face!
CHORUS

"I POINTS TO MYSELF"

I points to myself, vas is das here?
Das is mine topnotcher, ya, mama dear.
Topnotcher, topnotcher, ya, mama dear.
Dat's vat I learned in the school, boom boom.

Topnotcher
Sweatbrowser
Eyewinker
Hornblower
Soupstrainer
Luncheater
Chinchowser
Rubbernecker
Chestprotector
Breadbasket
Footstomper

"ROADKILL"
(3 Blind Mice)

Roadkill Stew,
Roadkill Stew,
Tastes so good.
Just like it should.
First you go down to the Interstate,
You wait for the critter to meet it's fate,
You take it home and you make it great.
Roadkill Stew.
Roadkill Stew.

"SINGIN' IN THE RAIN" (Tooty Ta)

I'm singin' in the rain,
Just singin' in the rain.
Oh, what a feeling,
I'm happy again.

THUMB'S UP!
Tooty ta, tooty ta, tooty ta ta ta.

Add directions:
Elbows in
Toes out
Knees together
Chest out
Chin down
Tongue out

"BE A GOOD SCOUT"
(Are You Sleeping)

Be a good Scout,
Be a great Scout,
Don't do drugs,
Don't do drugs.
You will grow up healthy,
You will grow up happy.
Cubs Scouts should,
Cub Scouts should.

Be a good Scout,
Be a great Scout,
Run and play,
Eat three meals a day.
You will grow up healthy,
You will grow up happy.
Cub Scouts should,
Cub Scouts should.

"WOOD RAP"

Cub Scouts, Cub Scouts
Work with wood!
Ya' think they should?

Carved me a stick,
Carved me some soap,
Made me a slide,
I even carved rope!

Cub Scouts, Cub Scouts
Work with wood!
Ya' think they should?

Made me a car for
The Pinewood Derby.
It was really phat!
I named it Herbie!

Cub Scouts, Cub Scouts
Work with wood!
Ya' think they should?

Cub Scouts, Cub Scouts
WORK WITH WOOD!

"LITTLE GREEN FROG"

Um Ah! Went the little green frog one day.
Um Ah! Went the little green frog.
Um Ah! Went the little green frog one day.
The little green frog went Ah!

And all his friends went * Spedodiodio,
* Spedodiodio, * Spedodiodio.
And all his friends went * Spedodiodio,
The little green frog went
Um Ah! Um Ah! Um! Ah! Ah!

* Slap thigh once

"ZULU PARTING SONG"

Go well and safely,
Go well and safely,
Go well and safely,
The Lord be always with you.

Stay well and safely,
Stay well and safely,
Stay well and safely,
The Lord be always with you.

"TELL ME WHY"

O, tell me why the bugs do bite.
O, tell me why the campfire won't light.
O, tell me why the tent fell down.
O, tell me why we sleep on the ground.

Because they're hungry, the bugs do bite.
Because the wood's wet, the campfire won't light.
Because we're sloppy, the tent fell down.
Because we're crazy, we sleep on the ground.

"CUB SCOUT SMILE"

I've got something in my pocket
That belongs across my face.
I keep it close beside me
In a most convenient place.
You would never guess it
Tho' you'd try for quite a while.
So I'll take it out and wear it;
It's a Cub Scout Smile!

-or-

I've got something in my pocket
That I found behind a log.
My leader says to put it back,
But I want to keep this frog.
It's cool and green and slimy
And it wiggles in my hand.
I've also got a wooly worm
and a pocket full of sand!

"THAT IS OUR PACK"
(Home On The Range)

Oh, give me a Pack
Where the Cubs are not slack,
And a smile on their faces you'll see.
Where happiness runs
In the work and the fun
And the Cubs and the Tigers are free.

That, that is our Pack;
The finest of all you'll agree.
Where the Tigers and Cubs,
Work and polish and scrub;
Till good Webelos
And Boy Scouts they'll be.

"CAMPFIRE'S BURNING"

Campfire's burning, campfire's burning.
Draw nearer, draw nearer.
In the gloaming, in the gloaming.
Sing and be merry, sing and be merry.

Campfire's burning, campfire's burning.
Put logs on, put logs on.
Higher and higher, higher and higher.
Build up the fire, Build up the fire.

"IF I WEREN'T A CUB SCOUT"

I'm proud to be a Cub Scout,
As you can plainly see.
If I weren't a Cub Scout
A _______ is what I'd be.

Farmer - There's a cow and here's a cow, (point to bottom of shoe) and there's a cow, Yuck!

Carpenter - 2 by 4, 4 by 4, nail 'em to the floor!

Ice Cream Maker - Tutti Frutti, tutti frutti, good ice cream!

Hippie - Hey man! Cool man! Far out! Wow!

Plumber - Plunge it! Flush it! Look out below!

Baker - Donuts, eclairs, buy my cakes.

Lawyer - Honest. I swear. My client wasn't there.

Garbage man - Pile that garbage, pile that garbage. Pile it to the sky.

Camp Cook - Pile that garbage, pile that garbage. Pile it to the sky.

Pilot - Here's the plane, here's the sky, here's your paper bag -uurp!

Electrician - Positive! Negative! Zzzzzzt! Boom!

Engineer - Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine.

Fireman - Jump lady! Jump lady! Ooooo! Splat!

Where this song/skit gets crazy is after a character gives his line, he repeats it a second time and everyone who has had a line also repeats theirs along with him.

"THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS"

On the first day of Christmas Akela gave to me
A Den Leader swinging from a tree.
2 Screaming Bobcats
3 Howling Wolves
4 Hungry Bears
5 Webelos
6 Arrow Points
7 Silly Den Chiefs
8 Frisky Tigers
9 Silly Scout Songs
10 Pinewood Derby Cars
11 Crazy Den Skits
12 Parents Helping

"S-A-N-T-A"
(BINGO)

I know a man in a bright red suit,
And Santa is his name-o.
S A N T A, S A N T A,
S A N T A, and Santa is his name-o.

"CHRISTMAS RACES"
(Camptown Races)

Reindeer pulling Santa's sleigh, Ho-ho, Ho-ho!
Rudolph's leading all the way, Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Gonna' ride all day, Gonna' ride all night.
They'll be flying through the sky
Using Rudolph's light.